The Porklionian Dictionary

Taken from the anchient scrolls found near the Pork Sea

Wallow (wol'o) noun: A porkloinian house or home. verb: to ly about or to indulge one's self. in his own home.

Sty (sti) n. A Pub or a filthy place to get drunk with other citizens.pl. sties v. stied, sty*ing

Trough (trof) n. A Bar where people sit on trough stools. A long narrow wooden receptacle where citizens lean on to drink.

Root (rooot) v. To search or pry. n.. rooter (rootr) Private investigator.

Boar (bor) n. An adolescent uncastrated male.

Swine (swin) n. A stout artiodactyl citizen of Porkshire having the pysical atributes of the old world bloodline.

Oinkitect (iongk-E-tek) n. A professional person that designs and builds structures.

Oinkeologist (oingk-E-olgist) A person that searches for anchient fossils and artifacts.

Baconmaker (bacon-mak-r) A hooligan i.e. soccer hooligan.

 

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