Porkbellies Banned Discrimination
Porkshire Opts Not to be Part of
Porkshire will not join
the union. We will stay with the Porkshire Pound Sterling.
Sow Jones at All-Time High
The Sow Jones is up over 400 points this week and is expected
to pork out over 3000 next week.. The market seems to be in in
a piggish mood, "Says Alan Greenspam."