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FINANCIAL REPORT

Porkbellies Banned Discrimination Over

Porkshire Opts Not to be Part of the EuroPork

Porkshire will not join the union. We will stay with the Porkshire Pound Sterling.

Sow Jones at All-Time High

The Sow Jones is up over 400 points this week and is expected to pork out over 3000 next week.. The market seems to be in in a piggish mood, "Says Alan Greenspam."